luvvdivine:

-ponyboy-:

itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

I had no idea the Queen was a G like this.

nappyminds:

femmegoon:

strugglingtobeheard:

arseniccupcakes:

helenaisis:

tapioca-ai:

lyrique86:

Birthday Mom: I want BLACK Barbie.  Not Barbie’s black friend, BLACK BARBIE.

Boss: Done and done.

And every child at that party believed I was the real Barbie.  Not Barbie’s black friend, The Barbie.  Because black girls can be the star of a franchise too.

Yassss ma’am!

How I wish you were around when I was little.

my heart

Look at the babies!!!

;~;

*Slow claps*

North and South USA on weather

Hurricanes:

North: Holy shit Hurricane Sandy is coming. BUY ALL THE BREAD! CLOSE ALL THE PLACES.

South: Shut the fuck up it's a category 1.

Snow:

South: 3 inches of snow?! Fuck it all. We're done. Game over. Never leaving my house again.

North: 30 inches of snow? Get your ass in school. It's just frozen water.