Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

cumgirl1:

bootykage:

arandomwhitedude:

shoutout to all girls in relationships submittin nudes. tru. fuck ya boyfriend. im rooting for yall to get into fights cuz every time he doesn’t text back that’s another areola for me to see. keep bein a aint shit couple

is this the white barber of barbershop tumblr? da one who nobody go to cause he’ll lea ur shit look like the reading rainbow?

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thoughtsofablackgirl:

I was scrolling down my news feed and I saw this story I was hoping it was fake but it is not. This woman really consider herself as a plus size model! I know the modeling industry mind works different than the rest of us when it comes to size but this! But how is this PLUS SIZE? Someone please explain to me cause I was in shock when I saw this and I am still in shock. So you mean to tell me this woman is supposed to be or model plus size clothing for the normal folks? What it plus size then?

loafersandheels:

Black sitcom ensembles from the 90s: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Cosby Show, Family Matters, A Different World, Sister, Sister, Living Single, Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper, The Steve Harvey Show, Martin, Smart Guy, The Jamie Foxx Show, Moesha, The Parent ‘Hood, In The House

There were so many of them!

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So…you lived with Muggles, right?”

Harry nodded, wondering where the hell this was going.

“So you know about computers?”

Harry nodded again, his eyes narrowing as they followed the way Malfoy’s fingers trailed over the blank screen.

“What’s computer porn?

Downloading Porn by Emma Grant (via dictacontrion)

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My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

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My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.