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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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cracked: In a glass half-full world, Microsoft finally solved the problem of people borrowing games and never returning them. 5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything #5. You Can’t Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee The good news is that you don’t need the game disc to play an Xbox One game — every game is required to be installed on the system’s hard drive, and you just play it from there. The bad news is that there would be no way to keep people from just passing around the same disc and installing it on every system in America. “What?” you say, “That sounds like GREAT news!” You didn’t let me finish — to keep you from doing this, every time the disc is put into a new machine, the owner of that account will be required to pay full price before they can play. Read More

cracked:

In a glass half-full world, Microsoft finally solved the problem of people borrowing games and never returning them.

5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything

#5. You Can’t Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee

The good news is that you don’t need the game disc to play an Xbox One game — every game is required to be installed on the system’s hard drive, and you just play it from there. The bad news is that there would be no way to keep people from just passing around the same disc and installing it on every system in America. “What?” you say, “That sounds like GREAT news!” You didn’t let me finish — to keep you from doing this, every time the disc is put into a new machine, the owner of that account will be required to pay full price before they can play.

Read More

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did-you-kno: Source

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kylobe:

geromykyle:

you’re welcome

fuckign finally thank u friend

sinderhella:

broadway-aradia:

govinduhh:

this is an actual scene from the movie 

this entire storyline makes me so uncomfortable

the fact that this was the part in the book that made me LAUGH. THE HARDEST.

And the fact that Kristen Stewart is ACTUALLY SHOWING EMOTION. 

i might youtube this clip lol

sinderhella:

tequilaandtiramisu:

tardisheart:

DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!

Racism, patriarchy, homophobia…

sexism. men who feel as if they are the experts on everything. male dominated conversation…

felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

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ipoog: do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

Life in The Not-So-Fast Lane: rubywhiterabbit: yellaphants: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One...

rubywhiterabbit:

yellaphants:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory…

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

mooninaries:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

thinking about this made me cry. hp is over! it’s over

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sinderhella: native-detroiter: slay-z: theelectricrelaxation: fudgedeelight: narzipan: Janelle with Goodie Mob her hair is out?? this is life HYPERVENTILATING gipp! ^^right?! big gipp

sinderhella:

native-detroiter:

slay-z:

theelectricrelaxation:

fudgedeelight:

narzipan:

Janelle with Goodie Mob

her hair is out??

this is life

HYPERVENTILATING

gipp!

^^right?! big gipp

FELICIASHANAY: native-detroiter: howtobeterrell: wordsaretimeless: popitfadatnigga:...

native-detroiter:

howtobeterrell:

wordsaretimeless:

popitfadatnigga:

dirrtyfilthynasty:

Tyrese said if a man isn’t a minute man, then you have a wack pussy. He said that being a minute man is a compliment to the woman. “If you’re in the bed for like 45 minutes…

sinderhella: sourcedumal: oddpicturesoddpeople: kqedscience: Cleared of Charges of Setting Off a School Explosion, Florida Honor Student Heads to Space Camp “The explosion struck a chord with 18-year NASA veteran Homer Hickam, a former lead astronaut training manager for Spacelab, and later for the International Space Station. In the late 1950s, Hickam had a brush with law enforcement for allegedly starting a forest fire. State police came to his high school and led him and his friends away in handcuffs, but his high school physics professor and school principal came to the rescue, clearing him of wrongdoing. Back then, schools did not have zero tolerance rules. Kids could make their mistakes without the threat of a criminal record, or serving time in jail. “I couldn’t let this go without doing something,” Hickam said. “I’m not a lawyer, but I could give her something that would encourage her. I’ve worked closely with the U.S. Space Academy, and so I purchased a scholarship for her.” YES. YES!!!! YOU GO  that’s homie from the movie October Sky. he BUILT rockets. and made fuel. plus two for him saving the day and doing more good for her. She deserves it.

sinderhella:

sourcedumal:

oddpicturesoddpeople:

kqedscience:

Cleared of Charges of Setting Off a School Explosion, Florida Honor Student Heads to Space Camp

“The explosion struck a chord with 18-year NASA veteran Homer Hickam, a former lead astronaut training manager for Spacelab, and later for the International Space Station.

In the late 1950s, Hickam had a brush with law enforcement for allegedly starting a forest fire. State police came to his high school and led him and his friends away in handcuffs, but his high school physics professor and school principal came to the rescue, clearing him of wrongdoing.

Back then, schools did not have zero tolerance rules. Kids could make their mistakes without the threat of a criminal record, or serving time in jail.

“I couldn’t let this go without doing something,” Hickam said. “I’m not a lawyer, but I could give her something that would encourage her. I’ve worked closely with the U.S. Space Academy, and so I purchased a scholarship for her.”

YES.

YES!!!! YOU GO 

that’s homie from the movie October Sky. he BUILT rockets. and made fuel. plus two for him saving the day and doing more good for her. She deserves it.