kingjaffejoffer:

urbansocialight:

kingjaffejoffer:

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Opening Round Results Below

  • Pinky vs. Craig (69.2%) def. Keisha in Belly (30.8%)
  • Bernadine Burning Shit (68.6%) def. Play For Your Heart (31.33%)
  • Coming To America Barbershop Scene (71.7%) def. You Know You Done Fucked Up (28.2%)
  • Ricky’s Death (59.3%) def. Principal Joe Clark & Sams (40.6%)
  • Bye Felicia (51.6%) def. O-Dog/Liquor Store Murder (48.3%)
  • Stepped On Jordans (57.9%) def. Chris Rock/One Rib (42%)
  • Cleo’s Death (66.6%) def. Chapelle vs. Sherman Klump (33.3%)
  • Sexual Chocolate (53.8%) def. Bishop/Q (46.1%)
  • Jody & Yvette (60.9%) def. Sit Your Cry Baby Ass In The Back (39%)
  • Cancel That Bitch (55.7%) def. Whip That Pussy (44.2%)
  • The Cornbread Scene (63.7) def. Ronnie vs. Diamond (36.2%)
  • You Got Knocked The Fuck Out (68%) def. Rest Haven For Hoes (31.9%)
  • Until You Do Right By Me (52.8%) def. Nobody Comin To See You Otis (47.1%)
  • I Hate My Gums Cause They Black (55.8%) def. Fuck Jesse Jackson (44.1%)
  • Della Reese vs. Eddie (53.4%) def. Kunta Kinte/Toby (46.5%)
  • Kid & Play Dance Scene (66.7%) def. Nino Brown Boardroom Scene (33.2%)

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I’m mad that Chris Rock & the Rib scene lost. That shit is classic. I still voted for round 2 tho. 

I’m upset about that too. The moment of hilarity when he pulled out that big wad of cash after haggling over 85 cents was pure genius. 

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

kingjaffejoffer:

People on my dash thinking that if they string big words together with the eloquence and grace of a giraffe on rollerskates it will actually make them sound smart

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

hussieologist:

abcnewsofficial:

beyonseh:

this has to be one of bey’s funniest interviews because she’s being shady the entire time but just loudly smacking on those grapes i live for it

Beyoncé before she got any PR training was truly the best lmfao

^^^ she was a mess lol. So funny.

(Source: wadamelen)

eyareilrahc:

See this… this is how it’s done.

No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
No “you don’t look chunky” at all.

Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.

(Source: realitytvgifs)

cracked:

We sat down with Shane Paul O’Doherty, a former IRA bomber turned pacifist, and asked him about his life. Here’s what he told us…
8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist

#8. It Starts in Childhood
"I grew up in a well-off middle class neighborhood, a mix of Protestant and Catholic kids. The first time I realized I was ‘inferior’ is when a Protestant friend told me, ‘My mother said you’re a Roman Catholic, and that means you’re gonna burn in hellfire forever.’ And I asked my mom why we were going to burn in hell. I was only 5 or 6, but I already knew we were second-class citizens in our own country." … Shane was 14 when the first British soldiers occupied his neighborhood. At that age, we were playing GoldenEye and sad games of Spin the Bottle (alone, with a picture of Tiffani Amber Thiessen) for fun. Shane was throwing rocks at soldiers with machine guns and body armor.

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cracked:

We sat down with Shane Paul O’Doherty, a former IRA bomber turned pacifist, and asked him about his life. Here’s what he told us…

8 Terrifying Life Lessons From a Former Terrorist

#8. It Starts in Childhood

"I grew up in a well-off middle class neighborhood, a mix of Protestant and Catholic kids. The first time I realized I was ‘inferior’ is when a Protestant friend told me, ‘My mother said you’re a Roman Catholic, and that means you’re gonna burn in hellfire forever.’ And I asked my mom why we were going to burn in hell. I was only 5 or 6, but I already knew we were second-class citizens in our own country." … Shane was 14 when the first British soldiers occupied his neighborhood. At that age, we were playing GoldenEye and sad games of Spin the Bottle (alone, with a picture of Tiffani Amber Thiessen) for fun. Shane was throwing rocks at soldiers with machine guns and body armor.

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In history class…

onlyblackgirl:

"White people built america"

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"Columbus is a hero"

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"Manifest Destiny" 

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"Survival of the fittest" 

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"Slavery, segregation, some MLK & Rosa Parks happened, end of racism"

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"The Melting Pot" 

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"Land of the free/opportunity" 

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