Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
shoutout to all girls in relationships submittin nudes. tru. fuck ya boyfriend. im rooting for yall to get into fights cuz every time he doesn’t text back that’s another areola for me to see. keep bein a aint shit couple
is this the white barber of barbershop tumblr? da one who nobody go to cause he’ll lea ur shit look like the reading rainbow?